Quotes of Randomness

This is my quotes page of stuff that I think is zany and laughable. Of course, I need more, so this'll be updated. ;p

Oh and go visit this site. Funny.

http://www.slipstreams.net/gimmea404error

"You know, I got a plane." -Ken
"A plane?" -Me with shocked look
"Yeah. It's cool." -Ken
"I don't have money to put clothes on my back and you got a plane?" -Me
"Yeah!" -Ken
"You got a goddamn plane." -Me
"Yeah. Course, it's broke." -Ken
"You still got a plane." -Me, now kind of whining
"But it's broke!"-Ken
"Don't matter. You still got a goddamn plane, Ken."-Paul

"Do all British people drink tea?" -JC
"Do all Americans carry guns?" -Paul

"Hey, you know what BSB stands for, Aviare?" -Ben
"Ahh...no." -Me as someone else
"British Stoner Boy." -Ben

"Hey, Mae, you know, there's stuff to eat other then cheese." -Raen
"Yeah, then what?" -Me
*Raen hands you cheese and bacon flavored Kleenex*
"I'll set up a factory just for you." -Raen

"But I thought that because you had all those bullets that I could steal some, Bro. I mean, damn, I want a gun too!" -Me
"You're not allowed to have one. You shoot us enough." -Ken

*I come in frazzled from day before Thanksgiving*
"Aww, people at work get to you?" -Paul
"Thanksgiving shall be known forevermore  as Maniacs with Turkeys Day."-Me

"I'm going to kill you." -Leah
"Aww, come on, Leah. You gotta admit, saving Malkis was fun." -Me
"You and Elf boy LEFT ME! I should kill you for that." -Leah as she munches on Goldfish
"Well, it was a test of skill." -Me
"I better have passed, girl. Now, hand me the box of Goldfish." -Leah

"You know, I feel bad now."-Paul
"Why?"-Me
"Cause you write like three paragraphs and I write like two sentences." -Paul

"Sometimes, you two get on my nerves. Can't you for once tell the other how you feel without bugging me on MSN?" -Ken

"You know, I can't understand it." -Me
"Understand what?" -Ken
"Coding." -Me
"Well, try having someone making love to you in 0 and 1's. I could see that now . . ." -Ken with evil grin
"I don't want to know, Ken...." -Me

"Of course, there is one thing I want to do. I want to meet Mia as a UPS man. That way I can give her flowers and have it be a surprise. ;p" -Ken

"Is Idris bi or something?" -Me
"Why do you ask?" -Paul
"Because you keep having her hug me and kiss me." -Me
"Well, yeah, actually." -Paul
"Weirdo. Now I know why you're so feminine." -Me

"Dammit! That was my favorite pot!" -Lorad
"Well, I thought you mean that he broke the pot of weed...don't mind me." -Me

"You know, I'm going to make a religion."-Lorad
*eyebrows raised* "What religion?" -Me
"Where I'm God." -Lorad

"After all the bullshit I went to get you revived, to get him to stay here and to get you to listen to me, you think I'm going to let you take off on me?! Think again!" -Ken as Seroth
"Ahh, well, to make an omlete, you gotta break a few eggs, Bro." -Me as Mae

"Dammit, why does everyone have to walk in while we're having a serious RP?" -Me
"Well, I don't know." -Paul
*Ken pops in*
"Damn. Not again..."-Me
"What? Did I do something?" -Ken

"You know, someday we have to finish Zel Wars. But first, Leah needs her sugar." *Leah eats a pixie stick*

"Lufia is like your crack." -Leah

"You know, Kevin, someday, I have to get you a speedo for the swim team." -Me
"Ahh, no, Elizabeth. No thanks." -Kevin
"Aww, come on. It'll be bright pink and have Flower Power on your ass." -Me
"Ahh....no. Thanks anyway." -Kevin

"And henceforth, we shall all call you Lady Darkraven." -Kevin

"You know, I wonder if chocolate works in marshmellows." -Me
"Well, the next time you and Jake are in the room, I'll try it." -Malkis
"I dare you." -Me

"Cheesecake?" -Kevin

"Well, our principal isn't all there. Apparently he doesn't know we sell funnel cakes."-Leah
"How do you know?" -Me
"Apparently, Jason thought it was funny to pretend to snort it up when I spilled the sugar on the table. So Mr. Thomas called us all to the office to see if it was really drugs."-Leah

"You know, if you're going to die, don't draw it out. The melodrama's starting to die off. So are the costumers." -Will

"I'll let you ride my plane for free once it's fixed if you get me a two liter of orange soda." -Ken
"Hit me up when I get paid." -Me
"Deal." -Ken

"You know Mountain Dew is coding material?" -Paul
"Yeah, and Vanilla Coke is DDR Parody and writing material." -Me

"You know, catgirls are better." -Paul
"Nah, Elves are." -Me
"Cats have fur and they're cuddly. Elves just have pointy ears." -Paul
"Elves also have all the good spells to kick everyone else's ass." -Me

"Go away, Mr. Meanie Meanie Poo Poo Head!" -Elly reverted to being five in RiftWar

"She did not just call me 'Ms. Steam Engine'." -Shelly as Marie

"Did you know that all men have their minds connect?" -Ken
"Well, yeah, kind of. But I don't think that's proven." -Me
"It's in Wyoming." -Ken
"Okay." -Me
"It is!" -Ken
"Yeah, and you all also have MSM.  Men's Selective Memory." -Me
"It isn't proven." -Ken
"Sure it is. You both have a horrible memory unless you look at something." -Me

"Continue without me, people... The crazy one must shovel her front walk, so people don't fall through the six inches of snow and freeze to death." -Shelly

"I want my magic. That's it. Oh yeah, and some loving on the side. ;p And maaaybe some moogle stew."
" FINALLY!" - Ryan gets a pot, a chainsaw and a fish- "Heeeeeerrree Pans.....er....well you know who you are...come here!" -Rayn boils water-
 *Mae watches Rellis run*
"I got dibs on the wings!"  -Rayn runs after the Pans......-  -tackles the pans...... -puts the pans......into a box-
*Mae waves a dead corpse*
"Nah live is much better." -sage nod-
"But but...moogle stew...kind of a bad thing now..."
-Rayn puts the box into the water, along with doughnuts cinnamon rolls tomato soup peanut butter jelly fish everything else-  -waves a magic wand Rellis appears swinging on a wire from the ceiling- taadaa! "You didn't think I'd eat your fiancée did you?" *-Ken and me contemplating moogle stew-*

"His biggest joke was with Idris. . .  but that didn't work well :P -Ken
"He tried, dammit. He really thought he had you." -Me
"I knew it was him from day..1" -Ken
"How?" -Me
"Hrmm . . . "Rellis has left the game" -pause 3-5 seconds- "Idris has entered the game." "You osay 'So..whats yer MSN?' -Idris hugs you.- -no response as Paul mercilessly IMs me.-  -Ken
"LOL." -Me
"See how easy it is?" -Ken

....I just want a fuckin' beer. -_-
Renn
(This was after I called Jo a guy and to which there was much debate)

(And when Shift, Rhain and Jo were arguing...)
O.O *hides in corner from shrieking*  -Me as Ryv
Ryv> Good Idea!  -Sir Calaway
"Ryv needs a beer." -Renn
~PEEK-A-BOO~
Little monkey hiding low;
Now where, oh where, did that monkey go?
Under the basket or the kitchen chair?
Little monkey found no where.
Listen close, there goes a giggle
And did I see that blanket wiggle?
Little monkey, peek-a-boo,
I think it's over, I found you! -Random person
Renn> Yes she does!
Ryv> *levitates a beer to you*  -Sir Calaway
Rhain> DON'T TAKE AWAY HIS MANHOOD! *cries for Shift's Captain Johnson* NO! -Jo
Oh...my....god. @_@ Naughty bits grabbin'....  -Renn
*Sits down with a hurt look on his face* *holds his genitals gently*  -Shift
O,O *watches still and her hands goes to take the beer*  -Me as Ryvnn

(This was when I asked for help with the quote page. Jo had a request. To which I honored.)
Hey, Ryvnn! Can you put "Jo and Rhain are whores" on your page? ...er "Jo is a whore"
-Jo

"GFW's resident whore. Yes, I can please more than one man at once." -Rhain/Aiko's caption

"You know, I hate  to do this, but I have to go." -Paul
"Yeah yeah. I  hate this part too..."  -Me
"Aww, Elly's trying to say goodbye." -JC
*Overhearing on other side of phone* "Tell him to be quiet." --Paul
*Turning to JC* "Ahh, he just told you to shut up, JC." -Me
*laughter on other end and shocked look from JC*

"What is there for me to do? I'll do anything I can, sadly, I must inform you that Ryv lost her strength casting a spell, ventured off, and fainted. She was carried off by an orc. Lego, you seem troubled, what's wrong?"  -Azgalor to Legolas (Klintorth)

"Onah> Whenever you ask your parents about sex, they'll probably shove a cookie into your mouth to shut you up. That means that they love you. So whenever you feel hungry, just think of sex." -Whoever

(Onah: *readies the AXE OF MALE DOOM*)
*readies the SPEAR OF THAT TIME OF THE MONTH* -Darovin

I love you whoever in a platonic way. -Sean Donovan
I love you to Sean! In a manly and heterosexual way, of course. -Whoever

Whoever> "I need a change of subject before my dick flees into my crotch and never comes back."

"Can men dress sluty?" -Casey

*rings the doorbell again* *eyes Guardian up and down* What're you sellin'? –Victor (as the Pizza Delivery Boy)
*eyes Pizza Boy* Cookies. What're you selling? –Guardian (As a Girl Scout)

Bodewyn> So... what are these for? -Rhain
Bode takes the pics and like, manipulates them so they can be part of his porn collection. ;p -Ryv
Ryv> not true! I don't need to manipulate them >.>.... -Bodewyn
Bod> Riiiight. -Rhain
You know you secretly do.  -Me
Ryv> silence! Just pose, ok? I'll even give you money.  -Boude
*slyly grins* How much money? -Me
"How much you want? And will this give me some extra's too?" -Boude
"Give me enough and I don't tell anyone." -Me
"Ryv> what's enough to you? It cost me 300 for Rhain just to get her into the bikini..." -Boude
"Well, damn, if this was realistic, I'd say about a grand. But... *thinks* I want the photo. And probably five hundred." -Me
"But I can still have a copy of my own, right?" -Boude
Ahh. No. Insurance, you see. I can't just have pics of me lying around to use against me, my friend. -Me
"They won't be used against you in anyway, won't be published, won't just be lying around... I got a neat photo album for that!"  -Boude
"I'm sure. "Oh yeah, ahh, I got this for ya...I'm sure you'd like to see this..." And you'd whip it out and 'BAM', there's me right there for the whole of the community to drool over." -Me
nonono! Just SP, but he doesn't publish them either, honest -Boude
O.O Ahh....Rob?! *gasps* And here I am trying to drive men away from me... :P Course, I'd get killed if any people found out I did the shooting. -Me
so... you don't want to do the pictures anymore?
Yes... a hose... cheap, but it pretty much gets the job done, eh? -Boude
Or you want something else than wetshots? Or should I pay you some more? >.>
Bodewyn> *Stalks off to the bathroom and comes back, soaking wet* The shower... *Flings her hair over her shoulder* -Rhain
I'll shoot it...provided certain people don't get their hands on the pictures. -Me
deal! Both of you! *takes pictures, lots and lots and lots and them some more* thank you! *saves them* -Boude
And now that you have them, I'm sure you'd want these. *has pics of her own* *shows Boude some pictures of the elf in nothing but a really skimpy dress, strapless and short, hair hanging down*
Heh. Digitalize that. -Me
Ryv> who? how? -Boude
*winks* Well, that's my secret. I think my friend's brother likes to take pictures when I'm not looking. Otherwise she'd kick his ass. -Me
right-o! good point... can I have those? -Boude
*shrugs* Well, how much you willing to pay? -Me

*grins* "Then, pick your clothes." -Paul
"You'll hate me for this. :p" -Me
"It's gonna be a huge lumpy sweater or something, ain't it? =p" -Paul
O,O "I don't -do- sweaters."  -Me
 *giggles* "Then go ahead." -Paul
"However.......try that dress I had in the picture." -Me
 *blinks* "A... dress? You're wearing... a dress?" -Paul

"It's called hormones. They make us all weird." -Kevin

*dreams about a world made completely out of candy and smiles*
-Bodewyn
*wonders if Bodewyn's gay*
-Ønåh

Asia> erm.........thank you, but, pixies don't lay eggs.
-Thalla

No! Dammit, Live!!!
*jolts the room*
-Darovin (Who killed the chat...again...)
*places a hand on Darovin's shoulder*
It's dead, John . . . –Guardian (Sometimes, we just have to cope with the death of the room ;P)

"Hey, I'm Smartass. And you are?" -Me as Ti'Mae
"Ahhhh. Spanish weirdo. But nice to meet you, Smartass." -Huijun
"A smartass powered by cheese. She leads an exciting double life. :P" -Snoe

"Okay, this is a group thearpy here. Please Ti'Mae, tell us about your experience with moogles." -Huijun
(Ti'Mae laughs)
"What'd'ya mean?" -Huijun
"Well, are you new?" -Me
"Pretty new." -Huijun
"Then you don't know about the only Burme/Moogle relationship on the mud. :P" -Me

"DNA cookies. That's how shy people reproduce like rabbits. That's also how Mae reproduced. If Lorad was involved." -Snoe

"Lorad's a good inspiration for birth control." -Casey

"I could picture this.  'I am Ti'Mae. I castz the spellz that knockz peoplez dead. I blow up planets too.'." -Snoe
"And don't give me a patriot or earth will become a Super Nova." -Huijun

"I can see this going Jerry Springer for some reason." -Me
"Won't happen." -Snoe
"I know. Too insane." -Me
"No regicide, patricide, love tetrahedron." -Snoe
"Damn. Guess I need to sleep with Lorad then. :P" -Me

"I have the worst idea for an RPG ever. See, you start out as an egg and after five weeks or so, you've hatched." -Bael
"Yeah, that's gotta be the worst idea ever." -Huijun

"Yeah!" *goes to hug B--* *doesn't hug Bael* -Paul
"Good move Rellis. Good move." -Bael
"Yeah, had to think fast. :P" -Paul

"It's random." -Bael
"Can I change my title to 'The Helper Pansy' in random?" -Paul

"I've been almost killed for her. She's crushed my hand, she's shot me, stabbed me, choked me, I've left my body to save her, I've died to save her, and I have taken all my mother's power into me which hurts like you wouldn't believe! And for what? So you two can be together, and you yell at me to do more!" -Ken as Seroth (Sums Ti'Mae in a nutshell.:P)

-The famous words of the angry Burmecian . . .
The sound of someone falling can be heard and this produces some sort of noise as they hear a voice. "What the bloody fucking hell am I doing here? Seroth! I'm going to kill you!" (Ti'Mae)
Rellis lets go of the hand quickly.
Rellis says 'I see Ti'Mae has awakened...'

Alana likes fabric . . . so I crack. :P
Alana walks over to the woman, and runs her fingers over the silk, "What pretty fabric..." she quietly mutters to herself.
Seroth beams a smile at Alana.
Ti'Mae osays 'Can I take it off? :p'
Rellis osays 'Are you wearing anything else, Mae?'
Seroth osays 'we better hope so?'

And yes . . . the joys of love when you're two feet taller. :P
Ti'Mae blinks. "Who...? Who has what?"
Rellis tries to jump for joy, but is restricted by Ti'Mae's weight.
Rellis says 'Mae... Ti'Mae...'
Ti'Mae looked around and just looked at Seroth. "Weren't we fighting? And why is Rellis on the ground?"
Rellis gives a brave laugh. 'Mae... glad you're alive and all, but... could you move?' He says, wincing.

Huijin starts to dance mooglishly to entertain Ti'Mae.
"......" -Me
Huijin laughs hysterically.
Sonnet just looks at Huijin weirdly.
"Hey, I don't want anyone else to dance like a moogle." -Me
Huijin realises he has a temperature and stops dancing.

Irony at its best.
Ti'Mae blinked. "You're a total nut. You, who just pulled a gun at me, say 'I don't wish to hurt you?'" -Me

Working with outlaws can be fun, but . . . Ser and Mae can argue for hours.
Rellis swivels round on his seat. 'Are you two still arguing?'

[OOC] Snoe: you guys never stop to talk to the "monsters" do you?
[OOC] Snoe: I mean, consider this a moment
[OOC] Persae: I did once...
[OOC] Snoe: a buel has a family too
[OOC] Persae: not anymore...heh
[OOC] Snoe: you travel the land and kill it, with no regard for his or her family
[OOC] Snoe: I mean, as a summon I get to listen to them whine at me -all- the time

Alana tugs on Seroth's arm again, "Let's let them have some privacy...even though it's your room." She added under her breath.
Seroth beams a smile at Alana.
Seroth says 'Okay'
Alana thinks for a moment, "Let's go back to my room!" She exclaims, then realizes what she said, "Umm....it don't matter....." She rephrases, looking at the looks given to her by the other two.

Seroth continues to sleep, still overcome with weariness.
Rellis osays '...oh. =p'
Rellis osays 'Seroth, I think your internal clock needs an alarm. =p'

And we never knew which IMM did this but . . . I think they were going for the Smokey the Bear thing.
"Only you can prevent asshats."

[OOC] Collan: Rellis shouts "Daisy Replication!"
[OOC] Rellis: *smiles* You can laugh all you want, my martial arts technique is as passive as the butterfly, yet as strong as the spiders' silk.

Sunflower thinks....a moogle that says crap.....interesting. -Sunflower

[OOC] Ken: I was wondering why there was someone named Falconex.
[OOC] Someone: well he is clearly a toilet detergent right now ;)
[OOC] Falconex: its a name I made up hehe, I name all my FF main guys that hehe
[OOC] Persae: has any of your characters been squeezed into a toilet?

Brian got carried away in trying to rewrite Lufia again.
Lufia: Chef... urm Roman I have a secret...
Roman: Oh what's that little girl?
Lufia: I'm.... I'm a Sinistral...
Roman: Oh that is bad, but ah... you don't have to tell him that until after you two make it in bed...
Lufia: Oh okay... thanks Chef...
(Hero): *Calling in the distance*
Roman: Oh here he comes, now act natural
Lufia: *Turns around with her mini top on*
(Hero): *still calling* Lufia!....
Lufia: Oh hi (Hero)! *winks slightly*
(Hero): Wow *heart-eyes* I...I was looking for you..
Lufia: Teehee.... Let's go play!
(Hero): Huh?
Lufia: I'll hide and you come find me!
(Hero): Ok...ay... I'll count to 3! 1.....
Lufia: *runs off* Teeheeheehee.....
(Hero): 2....3..... Here I come! *turns to Roman* Damn Chef... ur... Roman, she's a fine ass! *Wow, smack that ass!*

Try two for Brian. This time it's (Hero) dealing with Lufia as everyone she is. God, he must be going for the X rated version. ~_^ I bet he could pull it off.
(Hero): Lufia... I'm feeling evil tonight. . .  can you ah, change your costume for me...
Lufia: You don't like me!? *sniff sniff* All you care about is her... fine you just go off with her, I don't love you anymore!
Erim: What's that honey? We already done burning, hangings, sacrifices etc, what else could we possibly do?
(Hero): I was thinking maybe we could have a gangbang.. you know me and my hero friends...
Erim: But, with who, they're all weaklings.. they wouldn't be able to handle you guys... especially Guy, damn now that's one manly man!
(Hero): Well I know that duh! .... I was thinking we could gangbang you!
Erim: Me? Oh.......... joy!! I never knew you cared so much for me... *blood drips from her eyes like tears*

[OOC] Verve: Quote - "Any loving is good loving, so I took what I could get, yeah I took what I could get."

[OOC] Persae: *tries to figure out how one could use their penis as an axle...then decides he DOESN'T want to know*

[OOC] Someone: you might want to choose a name that doesnt sound like a toilet detergent for avians
[OOC] Persae: rofl
[OOC] Snoe: recall mr detergent
[OOC] Falconex: me? lol, what detergent are you talking about?
[OOC] Snoe: no idea

Heh. Half of us are speaking Japanese, speaking Japanese . . . ok, you get it.
[OOC] Illendia Syelah: What's the difference between chan and kun?
[OOC] Rellis: Kun is respectful... chan is affable. =]
[OOC] Illendia Syelah: ...so saying something like Avi-kun is respect?
[OOC] Sunflower: sama means Master or Mistress
[OOC] Illendia Syelah: Thought Kun was affection.
[OOC] Verve: hrm...
[OOC] Rellis: Nooo... kun is respectful. I'm fairly sure,.
[OOC] Verve Sama: like this?
[OOC] Illendia Syelah: *giggles at the -sama prefix*
[OOC] Rellis: Ah it's a suffix, but nevermind =p
[OOC] Vervesama: this instead?
[OOC] Rellis: Close. Put a hyphen in. =]
[OOC] Illendia Syelah: ...Meep. I stuck in OOC land.
[OOC] Rellis: *yoinks Illendia*
[OOC] Rellis: Get back to RP, ratgirl! =p
[OOC] Illendia Syelah: *sniff* I'm reduced to a ratgirl on a platter

White  (♀ooc)
   (20:22) I'm out to sleep or paint ;)
Love, justice,.. have safe sex.

*fades out*

Verve and his music . . . I think it's contagious, in this case.
[MUSIC] Rellis : Lord knows I try to be good! I keep my promises, if only I could.
[MUSIC] Verve : like an angel.. fly over your house
[MUSIC] Rellis : C'mon sugar, let's go out tonight! =p
[OOC] Illendia Syelah: .....Rellis, you're scaring me now. *hide*
[OOC] Rellis: Ya should listen to some Garbage. =]

[OOC] Verve: get in the car little girl
[OOC] Verve: we're going for a ride
[OOC] Rellis: ...
[MUSIC] Verve : i believe in a thing called love, just listen to the rhythm of my heart
[OOC] Illendia Syelah: ...Did your mom tell you not to talk to strangers, Verve? :p
[OOC] Verve: i'm not stranger than rellis
[OOC] Rellis: Hmm. You have a point.
[OOC] Illendia Syelah: We know Rellis is strange.

You will all die now. Thank you. Please drive through. -Imm, not sure who

White (♀ooc)
(20:17) Dustin> sex is everywhere, we al have one...
Whoever (Zot.)
(20:18) White is right! I keep my sex in a bottle at home. *nods*

[OOC] Taka: MicroShaft Windblows XP (Xtremely Pathetic)

Zill osays 'Think racist dragon meets ubergodly mage meets evil bitch on pms'
You osay 'Yeah, well, Mae IS the evil bitch on PMS.'

[OOC] Ti'Mae: Cheese is up there too
[OOC] Persae: Aersol cheese, that is.
[OOC] Someone: fake cheese
[OOC] Persae: Yup...
[OOC] Persae: it rocks.
[OOC] Someone: eat some -real- cheese dammit
[OOC] Persae: I do that too
[OOC] Someone: good
[OOC] Ti'Mae: Real cheddar.
[OOC] Someone: fake cheese is no substitute
[OOC] Persae: nothing beats a nice hunk of colby-jack on a sandwich, but it's kinda hard to spread gouda, ya know?
[OOC] Ti'Mae: Heh.
[OOC] Someone: dont spread
[OOC] Someone: cheese wasn't made for spreading :p
[OOC] Persae: But it makes that nice "whoshie" sound.

[OOC] Gledhill: its a name that strikes evil into the hearts of monsters! F33R ME, I AM FALCONEX, FALL TO MY CRUBBING BUBBLES!
[OOC] Gledhill: scrubbing*...
[OOC] Rellis: I like that word Crubbing.
[OOC] Someone: *ahems*

[OOC] Persae: yeah...breeding's fun... ;)

Aviare in battle...yes, ditzy and magic. Not a good combo ;p
Saren osays 'entre aviare with an accidental fire1 spell that kinda..blows us all on our ass?' 

[OOC] Ken: Note to self..:Get rid of life, and come hang out here again.

*hugs* Sleep well, don't let the hyperactive moogles bite...unless you want them to :p -Raen

This is sad when everyone on the mud knows what I have to eat by my computer...
You osay '*pouts* I'm almost out of grapes.'
Cishe osays 'Awww. Still have any Cheese Nips?'

[OOC] Ken: RAP=Retards Attempting Poetry..

[OOC] You: *is so innocent, yes, she is. :p*
[OOC] Rellis: Fa. =p
[OOC] You: *has a halo*
[OOC] Zill: Yep...and I'm the king of munchkinland.
[OOC] Saren: really? Pleased to meet you mr. king


Another attempt to get back in character...
[OOC] Zill: You two, shut off ooc and get back to where we were...:p
[OOC] You: ...meep!
[OOC] Zill: *whips*
[OOC] You: *hides behind Rellis* Don't let the evil Zill whip me!
[OOC] Saren: I'll take that whip from you and remove your hide with it :P
[OOC] You: ...no.
[OOC] Zill: *dream dusts Rellis and drags Aviare back to what we were doing*
[OOC] Saren: Was talking to Zill..
[OOC] You: *pouts*
[OOC] You: *makes cute kitty face and licks whoever has her*
[OOC] Zill: *snickers* That would be me...
[OOC] Rellis: ...!
[OOC] Zill: Apparently I was licked...

Zill osays 'Damnit, Nick has to go soon and if Elly and I stay up any longer we will do shit we are gonna regret!'

Zill osays 'Countdown to ditzy walk-off in 3...2...'
Saren falls to the ground and rolls around laughing hysterically.
Zill osays 'No, really...I'm waiting for it...'
Zill osays 'It would -SO- fit her character'
Saren osays 'rofl yep'
She then swung her staff rather skillfully and started walking, and in a minute, tripped on a tree root that stuck up from the ground. (Aviare)
Zill osays 'heh'

Well, Avi in a nutshell this time. And yes, this was the topic of half the night. after she wandered away from the Nikeah pub.
Saren osays 'Damn she's a ditz for sure' 
Zill osays 'Yes...'
Zill osays 'Now, do we track her down or not...methinks yes.' 
Zill osays 'what does youthinks?'
Saren osays 'lol'   
Saren osays 'yes methinks we do'

Whoever
   (20:19) Hey Ryv! *waves*
Look, Saul! It amuses me how he goes from pissy to shitty in four letters.

Who and Dire's theory on Clefts....
Direwolf
   (20:01) Cleft? Cleft sounds dirty!!!
Whoever  (Zot.)
   (20:02) Like a cleft in the chin?
Direwolf
   (20:02) no like an ass cleft! The start of the crack!
Whoever  (Zot.)
   (20:02) YES!! ASS CLEFTS!
 (SAIL; tired. Holding a fairly cuddly plushie.)
   (20:03) ...Oh my god.
Raen90
   (20:03) Cleft of Dimensions...its a mud, not a bodypart :p
Raen> *hands on her hips* Well I admit I'm disappointed!
Direwolf

[OOC] Rellis: ...
[OOC] Rellis: That sentence made absolutely no sense.
[OOC] You: Want another try?
[OOC] Rellis: Yes. Gimme a sec =p
[OOC] You: Yes ladies and gents. Professionals mess up too. :p

Zill osays '*hides from Ngomi*'
Zill osays 'not too sure whether she wanted to eat me or date me or something...and she was quite easily turned off at things, which made it difficult to stay in her good graces.'
You osay 'Heh.'

(SAIL; tired. Holding a fairly cuddly plushie.)
(20:15) Ah. I see.

Dire, you're scaring me.
Direwolf
(20:15) Ryv> I'm sorry....*sadly retreats into the depths of Who's pants*

Raen> *would respond but is hiding*
Whoever (Zot.)
(20:16) *blinks, pats Dire pattingly, beams*

Three AM and trying to find ways to make Aviare not trip over her tail...with two tired RPers.
Zill looks to her like a complete idiot, "Oh, umm, well...loop it through the sash then."
Zill osays 'You expect me to remember anything at this hour? :p'
You osay 'Me ...no. For me...no.'
Saren laughs out loud!
You osay 'Is Elly sleepy?'
You osay '....very.'
You osay 'But will RP'

[OOC] Lyndis: hrmmm
[OOC] Lyndis: demons beware, lyndis is on the prowl
[OOC] Sano: I'd be more worried about Rellis being on the prowl...
[OOC] Rellis: *blinks*

[OOC] Zill: *nods* I do what I please, it pisses many people off.

Sleep...yeah, right.
Zill osays ''Cause you can sleep, then set an alarm for like 2 and RP on rest' 
Zill osays 'Rather than RP on no rest and be kinda nutso all day long'
Rellis osays '*smiles*'
Rellis osays 'That describes Elly really well.'

You osay 'Nah, she just don't care at this point. One thing in head: Sleep.'
You osay 'Sex is like...three blocks away.'


Saul
(20:57) I think, right now, it's important that we all meditate on these timeless lyrics, and ponder their meaning for our lives in these modern times:

"They may cut your dick in half
and serve it to a pig
and though it hurts, you'll laugh
and dance a dickless jig.
But that's the way it goes,
in war you're shat upon.
Though you die, La Resistance lives on."

[OOC] Zill: Anyone ever noticed that continually bitchy people are really good at it?

This is sad because it's true.
[OOC] Ti'Mae: I blow up computers. ;p
[OOC] Sano: No you don't sis, they blow themselves up when you get near them :P