- Individual-levels run: table
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01 - Counter Terrorist Training (David 'marshmallow' Gibbons)
This is the standard training level as opposed to a full fledged mission. The only hiccup involves a hostage that refuses to obey orders, but that can't be helped. The NPCs in this game tend to enjoy not doing what they're supposed to if you try to go fast and/or record. Chalk it up to bad programming.
02 - Recoil (David 'marshmallow' Gibbons)
Command and control, we have a major malfunction -- hostages are dumb! OK, so this guy isn't technically a hostage, but he operates under the same AI. They like to get stuck! Or not follow your commands...why? I don't know. It seems to happen with great certainty when I record, almost never when I just play normally. A speedrunner's curse, if you may. Believe it or not, this was my best run in terms of the hostage being smart. You should see how many different ways he screwed me over (especially when you first meet -- there's a reason why I stay and kill two soldiers before opening his door, otherwise he goes loony and usually ends up killing himself!).
03 - Lost Cause (David 'marshmallow' Gibbons)
This is my least favorite level in the entire game. I could probably go about 30 seconds faster but I didn't want to spend a dozen hours doing it. You can just barely see the trip lines in the movie, but yeah, that's what I'm jumping over.
04 - Secret War (David 'marshmallow' Gibbons)
I love the snow! Anyway, the guy that's supposed to open the door kinda freaks out sometime...but the door opens anyway. I like the effects of the door crushing the boxes, something new in the CS engine...the grenade usually kills everyone in that room but it only got one that time, oh well.
The trick to the helicopter is to duck when it starts shooting at you, otherwise the bullets will tear you apart.
05 - Building Recon (David 'marshmallow' Gibbons)
Check out the groovy effects of the paper going over the canvas! Wow!
There's a lot of dialogue in this level...after about five minutes the actual action starts. "This organization revolves around being unethical!" Ho, ho...ho? Terrible laughter! The guard by the tank is a freaking hacker and can kill you really fast if you just run out into the open. I like throwing the grenade into the door and watching the eruption of bouncing organs. Then there's the guy that you shoot in the head a couple times, grab the AK, turn around, and then you see him roll, stand up, and then die.
06 - Drug Lab (David 'marshmallow' Gibbons)
There's a lot of cocaine in this level...and I actually use a scout! The smoke grenade disables two guards, most importantly the rocket launcher (who would otherwise instantly kill you as well as suicide in the ensuing explosion). I like how the first guard just spins in place as the grenade goes off.
The hostage / friendly NPC interaction at the end is really messy. If I'm not careful they'll stick together and I won't be able to complete the level, so I have to leave the hostages behind and draw my friends out.
07 - Motorcade Assault (David 'marshmallow' Gibbons)
The RPG launcher makes really cool noises when you take it out, too bad they're absent for whatever reason in the demo playback. There's some fun scouting and a nice ricochet grenade to take out the target. If you're wondering why I turn around after collecting the scout it's because the guards will invariably toss in a flashbang and I was somewhat lucky it landed a little short (you can see the cloud from it when I peak out).
08 - Thin Ice (David 'marshmallow' Gibbons)
This is a really fun level! I mean, it's cold oriented...how can you go wrong with a nuclear powered ice breaker on a crash course for civilization? Wait, we get to use an ump? Nevermind...
Oh wait! There's an AWP at the end! Hooray! It's the only place where we can get our greedy paws on it and it turns out to be good at taking out helicopters. Yes, I die at the end from the grenade, but it's ok since the objectives were already completed.
09 - Downed Pilot (David 'marshmallow' Gibbons)
This is quite a lengthy stage. The area near the beginning with the RPG launcher, mines, and awpers is quite frustrating. Something else that rubs me the wrong way is the long reloading time of the famas/clarion (seems to take an extra 2 secs after the animation before the game registers the fact that you did indeed reload it!).
I throw a grenade at the guy behind the table because it seems about 2/3 the time he is invincible to bullets. After that, I was somewhat sloppy with the scout...eww.
10 - Hankagai (David 'marshmallow' Gibbons)
The abundant Engrish in this game is quite painful to the ears! I tried to get the lag to go away in the transition before I collect an extra clip from the friendly NPC but it just wouldn't go any sooner than that.
I like the easter egg at the end.
11 - Turn of the Crank (David 'marshmallow' Gibbons)
I thought this gang dealt in cocaine but apparently crank is actually something else -- thanks a lot urbandictionary.com. A lot of illegal immigrants die in this level!
12 - Alamo (David 'marshmallow' Gibbons)
This is a tough stage due to the high density of guards in each room and the seemingly random helicopter rescue objective at the end. If the helicopter blows up then you fail -- simple enough, there is a door where RPG soldiers come out and I keep an eye on it (as well as a variety of grenades) yet the chopper will still magically blow up sometimes. I've scoured the area and there's no other explosive source I can see...color me confused.
I like the room where the organs spray out after the explosion. Mmm boy!
13 - Rise Hard (David 'marshmallow' Gibbons)
What a dirty name for such a hard level. Oh, wait...this level is really long. But it is! It's the only stage over 10 minutes.
At the beginning when I charge through the hail of bullets is quite random and the chances of survival are quite low. The maze of cubicles is quite haphazard since the guards love to run all over the place like a chicken with its head cut off.
I hide behind the box near the helicopter so its rockets don't gib me.
The knife fight with the terrorist leader is interesting. Every once in a blue moon the game will glitch out and you'll be able to grab the knife at the beginning of his speech...unfortunately, I couldn't reproduce it in a run.
15 - Truth in Chaos (David 'marshmallow' Gibbons)
What's worse than a poorly programmed hostage? How about five of 'em? Nooo! Getting them all into the tiny rescue room without some getting stuck or left behind was an exercise in frustration.
16 - Run! (David 'marshmallow' Gibbons)
This is the shortest level in the game...not much to say except it's interesting that you start the level with 10 bullets in your clip.
17 - Sandstorm (David 'marshmallow' Gibbons)
Humorous names for the obvious location, eh? Why couldn't the boss be a mustachioed villain? He could be in a spider hole and everything.
There's another loveable glitched guard near the end, towards the RC bomb area and before the final area. I shoot him in the head a couple times but he doesn't seem to really mind. The biggest glitch, however, is the fact that carefully thrown grenades will destroy the last target from a far, which saves an enormous amount of time. It does end with your death, however. Without this trick you'd have go through the rigamarole of dispatching the numerous machine gun soldiers and then planting the bomb and hiding behind the proper wall and whatnot.
18 - Pipe Dream (David 'marshmallow' Gibbons)
Killing people while running forward with the AK is fun!
There's a glitched guard after you blow up the wall with the RC bombs. He opens the door and runs out but if you attempt to go past or kill him he'll freak out and start spinning violently in place a la the Freeman model glitch in old CS demos.
I don't think it's possible to jump the gap in the water room, but I could be wrong. I throw a grenade at the machine gunner but he died in the previous explosive barrel blast, which is unusual to say the least.
I'm going to have to raise a furor over the incident with the sig rifle towards the end of the stage. Watch the spray on the wall and I clearly turn the guard into lunchmeat as I lower my aim to compensate for the recoil...but it seems to go through him.
19 - Fastline (David 'marshmallow' Gibbons)
I think this was supposed to be a beta level or something because it has the CZ title logo after the opening action. There are lots of strange posters on the walls...and the goofy background noises are too syrupy sweet.